SADX Short: Sonics Shop Transcript

(Sonic Adventure DX Bloopers opening)

Sonic Mama f***er!

Sonic: Ask me any question for 5 bucks!

Sonic: La la la hmm hmm hmm, la la la hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm(humming tune of Super Mario Bros.)

Lily:  Ooh! Pick Me!!!

(Gives Sonic her 5 Dollers)

Sonic: Oh yeah! Oh, you're so good, let'sa Go!

Lily: Uh, Excuse me, but, did that cute guy from the central really like me?

Sonic: Hoo hoo hoo...no!

Lily looks at Mario angrily.)

Sonic: Where to buy a pet Russian dolphin?

Tails: Why does nobody like Luigi

Sonic: (singing Bethoven's fifth symphony) Nobody cares! Nobody cares!

(Tails looks mad)

Old Man:' What's 9 + 10?

Sonic: Twenty-One?

Book store Cash Register Lady: Why do my farts smell?

Amy: Why are you so mean to me?!

E102 Gamma: What the f*ck is a Sonic?

Eggman Weed... Amount... Legal... NYC.

Policemen: Hey! You got a license for that?!

Sonic:  *makes a troll-face* Yeeees?

(Sonic gets arrested)

Sonic: SHIT!!